Your source for pointless, nobody-cares-but-us movie reviews. We grade movies on a 1-10 scale (1 = It sucked my soul out through my eyes and 10 = I'm buying the DVD so I can tuck it under my pillow at night and sing little songs to it.)
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
KUNOICHI: LADY NINJA -- by naudy
DON'T WATCH IT!!
IT'S TERRIBLE!!
I WATCHED THE ENTIRE THING AND IT DOESN'T GET BETTER!
EVER!!!
HORRID HORRID FILM.
I BLAME VIDEO GAMES.
AND JAPAN.
AND ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT A GIRL W/ A "MAGIC NINJA POWER" SHOULD SEND OUT ENERGY BOLTS FROM HER WHIRLING PONYTAIL.
IT'S NOT "MANOS: HANDS OF FATE" BUT IT REALLY REALLY WANTS TO BE.
IF YOU GET THE CHANCE-
SAVE YOURSELF.
DON'T WATCH IT.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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You seem to have a lot of fans in the sales industry...
ReplyDeleteAny Kunoichi should have known that they would be sacrificed eventually. They're happy to accept their fate.
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