It's Transformers 4 so we all know what's coming. There will be lots of explosions, car chases, ever escalating numbers of guns, and a girl who has been sprayed orange for some reason.
|Seriously, she's covered in weird colors.|
|For example, he stands around an abandoned gas station after threatening bodily violence on his daughter's boyfriend.|
He had the same dumb lines everyone else did but his turn as a bratty controlling brilliant billionare inventor was pretty fun.
Now I'm going to skip over the surprising number of times Texas was mentioned (9) or ALL the shots that had American flags in them.
|Michael Bay being subtle.|
|"Do I need to tell you why this is a bad idea?"|
Anyway, I feel like you are now prepared for the worst of Transformers 4. Go forth and enjoy the loud noises and dinosaurs and spectacle. Also, remember to be thankful that you can't turn your entire face into a gun.
|Seriously, that's got to hurt your neck.|