Then, this happened:
|Someone dropped a Toblerone on my stats page.|
Yeah. It's weird, right? This totally epic increase of... what posting was that exactly? Oh yeah, this one. Now, normally I think I'm pretty funny but, contrary to the filmmakers expectations, a movie review of Atlas Shrugged doesn't generate that many hits. Nope. However, this does:
|not actually porn. really.|
Yup. This picture created a storm of traffic because apparently 2,724 people Googled the phrase "kung fu panda porn." That's right, animated panda porn. And don't think this was limited to one particular region of the world, oh no. From Morocco to Brazil, Indonesia to Poland, everybody wants them some hot CGI plushie action.
Now, I know very well that no one is actually reading my blog. There's no time for that even if they A) were fluent in English and B) cared. Nope, I'm just generating 200 hits a week with a picture of a tiger and a snake AND because I tagged something with the phrase "hipster clothing." So, I am very much aware that I am not that cool, that I don't have a multi-national fan base, and that there is no book deal in the works.
|This is not a photo of me... yet.|
|I know, that IS an embarrassing panty line|