TRANSFORMERS 3 -- by my sister caroline

I saw TRANSFORMERS 3 this past Friday.  It was just like the previous two
movies, just with a different girl.  

First two movies:

Girl who knows how to work on a car

Third movie:

Girl who allegedly knows how to get out of a car

Ken Jeong is amazing!

Like my village bicycle/ man-whore coworker said, “they just switched one bad actress for another”  

What was a pleasant surprise,  and makes the 3 hr movie bearable, is the scene stealing Asian dude from The Hangover.  He is awesome!  Just go for him, if nothing else.  Seriously. It’s worth it.
 

John Malkovich, is in this too.  He’s crazy as usual.  He does a great job as a D-bag boss.  You think he’s done with his cameo, but then he pops up again, and its fun to watch him play with Bumblebee. They wrestle around and you think Bumblebee is about to kill him, but they’re just playing.  Then you realize it’s probably all on a green screen, then you realize how amazing that really was.





Patrick Demsey, (Dr Mcdreamy) is the bad guy. But a nice loveable one.

So…

"That's Mr. Professor Doctor Ken Jong to you!"

Go if only for Ken Jeong.  Really. He’s that awesome.  Then call me.