Sunday, October 09, 2011

BOYS BEFORE FLOWERS VOL.1 -- (∞)

"The Witch" a.k.a. "Mom"
Korean soap operas.  What can I compare them to?  They are like regular soaps except everyone is in high school.  They are novellas with better fashion. They are Twilight without the blood, Glee without the pregnancy, and they are as addictive as crack cocaine.

I just watched 27+ hours of a single series, BOYS BEFORE FLOWERS VOL.1, and I watched it to the very bitter end because I wanted to find out what would happen.  And ya know what? Nothing happened.  Even in the very last moment, they didn't resolve the series.  This makes me crazy but I also makes sense on a psychological level.  Let me explain.

So, there's this girl named Geum Jan Di.  She's not pretty, smart, rich, cultured, and the only thing she has going for her is her work ethic (at one point in the series she attends school full time while holding down four part-time jobs), her generous nature, and how cute she looks in a school uniform.   NATURALLY the four richest boys in the COUNTRY of South Korea are all over her and two in particular become her love interests.  These two young men are sort of the Korean versions of the Edward vs Jacob debate.  I'll let Stanford professor Robert Sapolsky explain why this debate is universal and eternal in civilized society




So, the concept begins at the 1:18:55 point but the real nut of the subject comes around 1:22:00.  Basically, does a woman want a big dumb muscled guy who contributes nothing but good sperm represented by the ultra-rich Goo Jun Pyo who likes to yell, drag girls around, and is too dumb to not mix his metaphors,

Yes, he's the "manly" one.  Just go with it

 or do you women want a man who looks like a woman
He dresses like Russel Brand but with less skin and more scarves
represented by Yoon Ji Hoo who is quiet and does nothing but take care of Jan Di and her family, friends, problems, etc.  (Did I mention that he looks exactly like a girl?  Did I mention that? I should also probably mention that I like this guy the best because he's not dumb.)

So, the real answer to this question in human women is "it depends."  Sometimes women like big stupid men and sometimes they like small smart men and that "sometimes" has been shown in research to be determined mainly by hormone levels.   Which means that this series can never actually be resolved because Jan Di will flip-flop in her preference on a bi-monthly basis.  Which sucks.


Jan Di collapsed after a severe egging & flouring. Jun Pyo is actually on his way to deep fry her
In the mean time a lot of unnecessary drama happens.  Jan Di gets beat up, kidnapped, threatened, injured, and (my favorite) almost dies in a "blizzard" while wandering on a bunny hill in galoshes.  She also, because this is escapist fantasy for lower-middle class Korean girls, travels to Macau, goes on tropical vacations, rides horses, gets new wardrobes purchased by rich and generous men, and eats a vast amount of expensive food.

Throughout all of it she is teaching these rich boys the value of traditional Korean culture and, after administering a few well placed roundhouse kicks, the boys love her for it.

So, did I learn something? Yes.  Do I recommend them? No, primarily because this series will never ever end and it makes me crazy.  Crazy enough to watch 27 hours of this program and crazy enough to blog about it.

Korean soaps-- Just Say No

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