NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS -- by naudy

THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS FILM:

Helen Mirren's hair. Look at it. It's amazing.

THE SILLIEST THING ABOUT THIS FILM:

Aztecs didn't live in North Dakota. Arapaho and Sioux did. Aztecs didn't.

THE MOST FUSTRATING THING ABOUT THIS FILM:

If they needed to find the city of gold to preserve Native American history, why were the white people dismantling it? Wouldn't it be sacred???

JUNO -- by naudy

Oh wow, it is good. Seriously, just go see it. It's everything you want it to be plus things you don't. Diablo Cody totally deserved her Oscar.

BEOWULF -- 7

10 Things I Learned from BEOWULF

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1. Naked CGI men can be HOT!! (Let's hear it for technology!!)

2. Apparently, if you're hot enough, mermaids do exist.

3. So do demons.

4. There is no reason for me to grow my hair out 'cause it will never ever turn into a braid long enough and smart enough to be used as an extra limb.

5. Crispin Glover is the creepiest man alive and I'd totally stalk him if he didn't freak me out.

6. The next time I'm an evil demon screaming "GIVE ME A SON!!!" at a man, I need to make sure he's not an Anthony Hopkins-type of man. Apparently they give you babies with no ears or skin.

7. molten gold = good clothing alternative

8. Hey! They had snow plows to clear the roads back then, too!

9. Violence in 3D is just that much more disturbing.

10. Sometimes it pays to be the crabby best friend who refuses to go along with every stupid idea your buddy has. Gets ya the kingdom and no demon sons.