Your source for pointless, nobody-cares-but-us movie reviews. We grade movies on a 1-10 scale (1 = It sucked my soul out through my eyes and 10 = I'm buying the DVD so I can tuck it under my pillow at night and sing little songs to it.)
Saturday, October 29, 2005
MUST LOVE DOGS -- by naudy (gets a 3)
SEEKING: SWF, DWF willing to give up unreasonable expectations for intelligent, clever, well-performed film & settle for something that looks okay & brings home a decent paycheck.
ABOUT ME: I am every Lifetime-watcher's dream. Not only do I have cute men, cute animals, a loving family, close sisters, and obscure values, but I explain very clearly exactly the sort of woman you should be. Women who aren't 1) perfectly built, 2) passive, 3) day-care teachers, 4) nice to small animals, 5) willing to compromise, and 6) Catholic need not apply.
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