Pointless Movie Reviews!

Your source for pointless, nobody-cares-but-us movie reviews. We grade movies on a 1-10 scale (1 = It sucked my soul out through my eyes and 10 = I'm buying the DVD so I can tuck it under my pillow at night and sing little songs to it.)

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

DANGAL (9)

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I was waiting outside the bathrooms for my sister when I overheard a family talking about DANGAL, the movie we had just seen. "The s...

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY PART 2

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Well, it's over. Here's what I learned: 1. I had no idea that Katniss waking up in a hospital bed was the beginning of ever...

Saturday, April 18, 2015

FURIOUS SEVEN

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Hi! Here's the list : 1 flying ambulance 1 flying red car 4 parachuting cars 2 camels (because without camels, the middle ...

Sunday, March 15, 2015

SOUND OF NOISE - 9

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I really like musicals. There's something about exuberant noisemaking which always cheers me up. I don't care if it's a be...

Thursday, February 12, 2015

JUPITER ASCENDING - (7)

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Hey everybody! The Wachowski's are back! Which means there's a new movie about a dude who can't talk good and a pretty dark...

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